Dave............the jerk

How dare he jerk off on our 7th wonder of nature in the world, Table Mountain. Damn!!! :sick:

www.ijozi.co.za/british-man-caught-mastu...-top-table-mountain/

A man on holiday from Britain was recently surveyed by Table Mountain officials and other tourists self pleasuring on top of the tourist attraction.

Eye witnesses claim the man, only identified as Dave, got into a cable with 15 other tourist to go on top of one of the main attractions in Cape Town, Table Mountain. Upon arrival at the summit of the mountains, other tourists got the shock of their lives when they witnessed Dave putting his hand in his zipper and vigorously thrusting his member.

‘He seemed intoxicated’, one witness recalls, ‘and he kept saying ‘ohhh Babalwa I love your big bum, I wish it was available in London’. Further investigations revealed that Dave had, on the previous night named Babalwa who gave him a taste of African pleasure. It would seem like Dave got hypnotized by African b~ooty.

Upon finishing his one man job, Dave is said to have opted to walk down the mountain as he would not face part of the crew he had aligned with. Also, the wet spot in front of his crotch area was a dead giveaway.

We tried to locate Dave at the hotel room where he was said to be checked in but the cheeky receptionist refused us access insisting that clients privacy was important.

iMzansi Satire however managed to talk to one of the ladies who was onboard the cable car and she said she had never seen such an embarrassing act in her life. ‘These guys are bringing a bad name to our lovely country’, she retorted.

Source: iMzansi

I did have a lot to drink the other night,but it wasn't me.
With your username Mike,are you sure you don't know him?

davetheflower wrote: I did have a lot to drink the other night,but it wasn't me.
With your username Mike,are you sure you don't know him?

Relax, there are many a Dave out there but they ruled out Scotia as he's not from London, I suppose.
Actually it's only satire and fictional as is all the other stories on the web-site. :lol:

Looks like Dave was spoiling himself with an early birthday present

Was he English ?

PeeKay wrote: Looks like Dave was spoiling himself with an early birthday present

.It does say from Britain,I'm guessing he's Scottish

davetheflower wrote:

PeeKay wrote: Looks like Dave was spoiling himself with an early birthday present

.It does say from Britain,I'm guessing he's Scottish

Like in sport when it`s an Englishmen thats shite they say Brittish, when they are good they are English :whistle: