South Africa has a New National Bird

The Blue Crane (Anthropoides paradiseus), also known as the Stanley crane, or the Paradise crane, is the national bird of South Africa. I think it’s time for a change.
So here’s my suggestion:

The Blue Crane has always been a very quiet bird. What we need is a bird to remind us to take stock of the true state of our nation – a bird with a distinctive call.

Is there such a bird?

Yes, there is, and it’s called the Fukawee bird. The Fukawee bird lives in tall grass, and every now and then, it stretches its long neck above the tops of the grass and gives its mournful cry: “Where the fukawee? Where the fukawee?” Hence its name.

We need this bird to remind us that the comrades are destroying this godforsaken country, and getting away with it.