july Funny Fare

To save the Futura of Tellina from financial disaster the King of Pain made a plan to Halve the Deficit.
A meeting was held at the Punta Arenas.
Jet Belle and Capetown Noir served the tea and cake with Cherry on the Top. Rake's Chestnut had too much of Espumanti and was found to be suffering from Whiteline Fever when pulled over by Captain America In the Fast Lane.
For his bail hearing he was taken before the Legislate at Wylie Hall where Louis the King presided.

Really good

Good one

Excellent -D

The President must become a racing columnist. Well done. Now work on the TOP four and let us know.

Hahaha! Good one ...

Bet your glad there is only 16 runners lol

LOUIS THE KING Suarez fancied a bit of prime Italian shoulder with a CHERRY ON THE TOP and a glass of ESPUMANTI. Pity POMODORO was left on the bench as it would have added some extra taste. But he was left with a bitter taste in his mouth after the LEGISLATE decided his fate. The Yanks tried hard in extra time and even managed to HALVE THE DEFICIT, but it wasn’t enough even with CAPTAIN AMERICA in goal Robben should be sent to the coast of PUNTA ARENAS on a diving mission to find some TELLINA seashells. England should host a seminar at WYLIE HALL, on how not to spend a summer. The Spanish were extra chilled as if they were on the set of CAPETOWN NOIR movie. Ghana refused cheques because maybe they couldn’t read the FUTURA style font and opted for cash instead. Colombia appears to be IN THE FAST LANE. Brazil needs their superhero Hulk to lose his cool and be the KING OF PAIN. If RAKES CHESTNUT and JET BELLE are as good as their fathers, the judge might need goal line technology to separate them. Let’s just hope he doesn’t get WHITELINE FEVER and post the wrong result. Spare a thought too for the other subs on the bench, MASTER SABINA and DYLANS PROMISE who are both READYTOGORIGHTNOW should an injury occur.

Gud stuff alter

Just met Dave Scott at Hollywood, great guy, told him I was feeling shy at posting this, anyways he said go ahead. If you don't have Rod Stewart version, download and follow the listed changes, hope you enjoy it :-

"People Get Ready"

People get ready
There's a horse a-comin’
You don't need no baggage
You just get on board
All you need is faith
To hear Rake’s Chestnut humming
Go get your ticket
You just thank Woodruff

People get ready
For the train to Durban
Picking up passengers
From coast to coast
Faith is the key
Open the doors and board them
There's room for all
among the loved the most

There ain't no room
for the hopeless doubter
Who would hurt all mankind just
To save his own
Have pity on those
whose chances are thinner
Cause there's no hiding place
From Rake’s Chestnut's Throne

So people get ready
there’s a horse a-comin'
You don't need no baggage
you just get on board !
All you need is faith
to hear Rake’s Chestnut humming
Go get your ticket
you just thank, you just thank Marcus