I want to live my next life backwards..
You start off dead and get that out of the way,
Then you wake up in an old age home and each day that passes you keep feeling better,
You then get kicked out for being too healthy
After leaving you start enjoying your retirement and collect a pension,
You then start work and get a gold watch on your very first day,
You work for the next 40 years till you get too young to handle the responsibilities,
Next it's off to varsity and you party your rejuvinated butt off,
Then its back to school where it's 12 carefree years of fun and games,
You then become an infant and spend the last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury spa-like conditions with room service on tap and finish off as an orgasm......I rest my case
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