Men are hopeless to buy Christmas presents for

What on earth can I get my stepfather and stepbrother? What do men really want for Christmas? (Hint: I am not a millionaire).

I much prefer to get a comedy DVD or some nice smelly stuff or a decent book..add some sweets to seal the deal

Mavourneen Wrote:

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> What on earth can I get my stepfather and
> stepbrother? What do men really want for
> Christmas? (Hint: I am not a millionaire).


Peace and quite whilst watching the rugby.

I always get JWB from almost everyone but I would prefer socks, underwear and an ugly tie

Something to eat, drink or smoke

shrek Wrote:

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> Mavourneen Wrote:
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> > What on earth can I get my stepfather and
> > stepbrother? What do men really want for
> > Christmas? (Hint: I am not a millionaire).
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> Peace and quite whilst watching the rugby.

and service with a smile while watching the game...

Men are easy to please - just leave us alone while we're busy doing our thing - we do NOT need to hear about the neighbour's dog that just caught our cat (or vice versa), or that someone in the family is getting a new parrot etc - JUST BEFORE THE BLOODY RACE / GAME IS ABOUT TO START - worth a thousand presents (tu)

An Email with a link to a you tube copy of the funny DVD.

Much cheaper than the actual DVD

Dependent upon your affordability :

Nissan GT-R or Porsche Boxster ( The Nissan is a better bet as it comes fully loaded whereas you might select (or leave out) some vital accessories on the Porsche ).

Whisky - I like a wide range from as little as under R100 upwards. But my favourites are Ardbeg, Lagavulin & Laphroaig.

Sparkling wine or Champagne - A decent sparkling is just as good as champagne and costs a fraction of the latter

An Amazon voucher - then I can choose my own 'stuff'.

A Kindle voucher if you want to restrict me to books.

Interesting liquers - I don't really like buying them but enjoy getting them as gifts

Some decent weed or hashish - who would not enjoy that????

Nespresso capsules - great gift

A subscription to SA Rugby - don't get it at present but would like it

Droewors - as long as its really dry and preferably a game variety

I always get the wife an advent calendar.

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Frodo Wrote:

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> Men are easy to please - just leave us alone while
> we're busy doing our thing - we do NOT need to
> hear about the neighbour's dog that just caught
> our cat (or vice versa), or that someone in the
> family is getting a new parrot etc - JUST BEFORE
> THE BLOODY RACE / GAME IS ABOUT TO START - worth a
> thousand presents (tu)


Agree1000% , (tu) even better ,while busy doing NOTHING .

A ticket to go see Joss Stone is what I'm getting X(