Irish Who wants to be a Millionaire?

The Irish are so logical! SCROLL DOWN






Mick, from Dublin ,appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'
And towards the end of the program,Had already won 500,000 pounds.

"You've done very well so far," Said Chris Tarrant, The show's presenter, "but for a million pounds
You've only got one life-line left & that is ”Phone a friend”.
Everything is riding on this question..... Will you go for it?"
"Sure," said Mick. " No problem I'll have a go!"
The Question is "Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?

A) Sparrow SCROLL DOWN FURTHER

B ) Thrush,

C) Magpie,

D) Cuckoo?"


"I haven't got a clue." said Mick,

''I'll use the last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin "



Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.




"Fookin hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's easy and simple......Micky my boy”
“ It's Da cuckoo." "Are you fookin sure Paddy?" said Mick
"I'm fookin sure. Mate" replied Paddy
Mick thanked Paddy and hung up the phone.

He turned to Chris, "I'll go wit Cuckoo as my answer."
"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris.
"Dat it is, Sir."
There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter screamed,

"Cuckoo is the correct answer!”

“Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!"
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The next night,

Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.

"Tell me, Paddy?

How in Heaven's name did you know it was Da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"

Paddy replied immediately.






"Because he lives in a Fookin clock!"

that is classic... made my day!!!