Uk Thursday

How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?


Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.

Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

Jehovah's Witnesses: Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you've seen the light!

Mormons: Just one, after his wives have gotten on the school bus.

Amish: What's a light bulb?

the Jewish one is Why do we have to spend money on a light bulb when we have windows.

chicken 'n chips Wrote:

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> are you looking at Perfect Reward followed by
> Latanier and then Kennal Hill for a treble in the
> firt three races. If that comes up try an exacta
> in the 4th The Snail and Heron Well.


Well thats the treble sorted then, money for jam

Great news just home from Easter shopping so all sorted! -D