ABC Launches online dating site

Ok Just me .

i am newly single again. Damn and i though a tazer in bed would be a turn on. In my defense i did not know you could swallow your tongue when tazered.

Looking for a woman(Preferably born that way)
Must be interesting(not crazy) just interesting.
Must like to have experience new adventures( Legal or illegal)
Single not married
Kids are a downer but can overlook if they live in another country.

What i offer

Me i am old,bald,over weight, broke because of gambling debts and the last time i checked i had 11 toes.

Quite a catch.

Will bring you something on Summer Cup day, u don't specify male or female?

Beware the risks involved in being single !

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scotia Wrote:

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> Will bring you something on Summer Cup day, u
> don't specify male or female?


First line Dave...... your missus not bring you your early cuppa ??

a dating agency for gamblers and sports fans that would be bliss,sex after celebrating a big win is boring

now sex after a loss because she understands us hmmmmm

hibernia Wrote:

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> a dating agency for gamblers and sports fans that
> would be bliss,sex after celebrating a big win is
> boring
>
> now sex after a loss because she understands us
> hmmmmm


Bob,if you find it boring maybe your doing it wrong.I feel sorry for the missus.-

hibernia Wrote:

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> a dating agency for gamblers and sports fans that
> would be bliss,sex after celebrating a big win is
> boring
>
> now sex after a loss because she understands us
> hmmmmm

Gosh..... thee would be a lot of women laying on their backs 7 days a week :

davetheflower Wrote:

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> hibernia Wrote:
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> > a dating agency for gamblers and sports fans
> that
> > would be bliss,sex after celebrating a big win
> is
> > boring
> >
> > now sex after a loss because she understands us
> > hmmmmm
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> Bob,if you find it boring maybe your doing it
> wrong.I feel sorry for the missus.-


I don`t ,it`s a mans world (

And what is wrong with watching the rugby during? :S

shrek Wrote:

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> And what is wrong with watching the rugby during?
> :S


The game only lasts 80 mins then I have to watch antm

@ Sly ---- Classic !! INFULLFLIGHT as well - - Brilliant

chrism Wrote:

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> @ Sly ---- Classic !! INFULLFLIGHT as well - -
> Brilliant


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