Racing jokes!!

The dolphin jockey

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lol, i didn't know they did that. i just made that joke up.

filly Wrote:

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> lol, i didn't know they did that. i just made that
> joke up.


lol didn't know what? lol well its a leka joke u made up there:D

easy Wrote:

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> karl Neisius


LOL

MissBecky Wrote:

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> George said to Fred, 'I put R1000 on a horse last
> week and he came in at twenty five to one.', 'Wow!
> you must be loaded', said Fred. 'Not really' said
> George, 'the rest of the field came in at twelve
> thirty.'


That sounds like our George, right George...

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lol lol !

A young fella at the races for the first time, was losing money backing the wrong horses. He did however notice a young women winning and collecting after every race.
He approached her for some tips and she obliged.

She said to him that she is well connected and she will be in the ring, as always, and would give him a sign and he must back accordingly.

As the horses left the ring for the next race, the young lady gave him a sign. The signal was, hand raised and kinda pushing upward with the palm of her hand. The young fella fathomed the sign and backed the top weight. The horse won and he collected.

Before the next race he eagerly awaited for a signal from the young lady. Finally it came. This time a downward motion of the hand. The young fella said to himself " It has to be the bottom weight". He backed the bottom weight. The horse shat in and once again he collected.

It is now the last race of the day. The signal from the young lady came in. The young man was confused as to what this signal had meant as she was continually pointing at her vagina. He knew that the sign could mean a filly. Because there were a few fillies in the race , he decided not to have a bet.

After the races the two met and she asked him how the punting went. He told her it went well but he did not have a bet in the last race because he was confused with she had meant by her pointing at her vagina.
She laughed and said to him -.........favourite, young man favourite.

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